In case you didn't know....
Diamonds are "sparkles" as in "I like your sparkles Mama".
And stubble is "spikes" as in "Oscar touch Daddy's spikes".
When you see a poor dog wearing a cone around his neck, your eyes may focus on his injury.
But than you would be missing the obvious.
"Ha ha ha Mama look! That dog is a flashlight"!
Time to create a whole new dictionary:)
